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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me

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  • boy:

    there are 206 bones in the body, want 1 more? ;)

  • girl:

    yeah sure ;)

  • boy stabs girl with rib of dead cow

drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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toocooltobehipster:

if you’re in a relationship you should just delete your facebook

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maybe-i-need-you:

omg this is probably what people say about me :(

maybe-i-need-you:

omg this is probably what people say about me :(

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i live for you.